cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via we-should-have-s3x)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(via another-wonderlandd)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via daniel-sadcliffe)

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

(via foxygarth)

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

image

are you calling me a spider

(via societykilled-theteen)

broken-from-memories:

via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad
lsd-child:

† God throw me an Acid †