*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
an octopus is just a wet spider
are you calling me a spider